Jack Doyle, Author at The Mary Sue https://www.themarysue.com/author/jack-doyle/ The Nexus of Pop Culture and the Uncharted Universe Thu, 04 Jul 2024 11:34:56 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=2024.27 https://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/cropped-tms-icon-square.png?fit=32%2C32 Jack Doyle, Author at The Mary Sue https://www.themarysue.com/author/jack-doyle/ 32 32 210961709 Marcus Really Needed a Hug at the End of ‘The Bear’ Season 2 https://www.themarysue.com/the-bear-what-happened-to-marcus-at-the-end-of-season-2-explained/ https://www.themarysue.com/the-bear-what-happened-to-marcus-at-the-end-of-season-2-explained/#respond Thu, 04 Jul 2024 11:34:25 +0000 https://www.themarysue.com/?p=810491 Marcus watches another chef pouring green liquid into a bowl in "The Bear"

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What happened to poor Marcus (Lionel Boyce) in The Bear’s season 2 finale? Did the titular Bear finally make an onscreen appearance and eat him? Was HE the gourmet meal all along? Tragic. Senseless. Yet foreshadowed the whole time. Or maybe not. Wait, what happened again?

What happened to Marcus in The Bear Season 2?

Marcus Brooks starts The Bear season 2 with big dreams. He wants to be the Julia Child of pastry chefs but with less butter involved. If only his ailing mother was a little less ailing. Then he could devote all his attention to his craft rather than worry about her. Thankfully, he dips on her and galavants over to Copenhagen, where he is trained by pastry guru Luca (Will Poulter). Luca gives Marcus some pastry tricks and a few life lessons along the way. “Don’t be the greatest, but just the best you can be,” is the gist of it.

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‘Bluey’ Minisodes Raise the Question: What the Heck Is a Burger Dog? https://www.themarysue.com/bluey-burger-dog-explained/ https://www.themarysue.com/bluey-burger-dog-explained/#respond Thu, 04 Jul 2024 01:34:31 +0000 https://www.themarysue.com/?p=810485 Bandit looking annoyed at Bingo and Bluey

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Bluey is a show about a lovable family of anthropomorphic dogs that aims to teach life lessons to kids and their parents through humor and heart. So what the heck is a Burger Dog? What kind of show teaches cannibalism to young minds? Is it really a dog-eat-dog world?

What is a Burger Dog?

Burger Dog is not actually the result of dog-on-dog cannibalism, despite what the name would have you believe. Burger Dog is not even a food whatsoever. Burger Dog is a person. A musical artist, to be specific. Burger Dog also just so happens to be the title of the very first Bluey minisode.

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How Does Alicent Hightower’s Story End? https://www.themarysue.com/house-of-the-dragon-what-happened-to-alicent-hightower-explained/ https://www.themarysue.com/house-of-the-dragon-what-happened-to-alicent-hightower-explained/#respond Tue, 02 Jul 2024 02:48:55 +0000 https://www.themarysue.com/?p=809568 Alicent Hightower in House of the Dragon.

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Alicent what is going on? I leave the room for one minute and The Realm is in SHAMBLES. Twin fights! Hanged ratcatchers! Dragon on dragon violence!With such bad vibes in Westeros, how do you think House of the Dragon is gonna end well for you?

How does Alicent Hightower’s story end?

Alright to explain how it ends, first I gotta explain how we got to that point. Long story short, the Dance of the Dragons, Westeros’ most bloody civil war, did not go as anyone planned. After tensions continued to escalate between The Blacks (those loyal to Rhaenyra) and The Greens (those loyal to Aegon II) the Realm finally exploded into all out military conflict. Armies! Dragons! Fire and blood! The things that made the Targaryens famous! I’ll spare you the gory details, but one of the most important battles (particularly to Alicent) was the Battle of Rook’s Rest. It was dragon on dragon violence between The Queen Who Never was, Rhaenyra’s cousin once removed Rhaenys and Aegon II, Alicen’t son. While Aegon II emerged victorious in the battle, it was a pyrrhic victory. He was severely burned by dragonfire and broke multiple bones, both injuries he never truly recovered from. His dragon Sunfyre was left flightless. Rhaenys and her dragon Meleys were both killed.

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The Most Evil Characters to Ever Terrify Us on ‘Game of Thrones’ https://www.themarysue.com/worst-game-of-thrones-characters-ranked/ https://www.themarysue.com/worst-game-of-thrones-characters-ranked/#respond Mon, 01 Jul 2024 01:26:25 +0000 https://www.themarysue.com/?p=808335 Seated Walder Frey points at a scared young girl in "Game of Thrones"

The worst of the worst

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Some would argue that people, at their core, are fundamentally good. Anyone who’s never been to Westeros, that is. These Game of Thrones characters aren’t just bad, they’re the literal WORST. The pinnacle of evil. Here they are, ranked to the evilest.

10. Viserys Targaryen

Viserys Targaryen looks confused at something offscreen in "Game of Thrones"
(HBO)

Viserys Targaryen is a total scumbag but is the lowest-ranking character on this list of the worst because he never actually did many evil things. He had evil intentions, but his effect on the world was miniscule at best. He married Dany off to Khal Drogo and didn’t care if the man or his horselords murdered her. He threatened to kill her unborn child. He threatened Targaryen fire and blood on his enemies, but in the end, he died with nothing to show for it but a hat made of gold. He was worth more dead than alive.

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Breaking Down the Mysteries Presented in ‘The Autopsy Of Jane Doe’ https://www.themarysue.com/the-autopsy-of-jane-doe-explained/ https://www.themarysue.com/the-autopsy-of-jane-doe-explained/#respond Mon, 01 Jul 2024 00:52:04 +0000 https://www.themarysue.com/?p=808667 Jane Doe (Olwen Kelly) lays on a coroner's table in preparation for an autopsy in 'The Autopsy of Jane Doe'

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Who is Jane Doe? That’s the question every coroner, cop, and criminologist wants to figure out. This particular Jane Doe in The Autopsy of Jane Doe? That question is better left unanswered. But like splitting up in a horror movie, it’s a bad idea we’re gonna do anyway!

Who is Jane Doe?

Jane Doe is an unidentified corpse inexplicably found at the crime scene of a multiple homicide. She’s got no driver’s license, no ID, seemingly no identity whatsoever. The weirdest part of all? There were no signs of forced entry in the home she and the other corpses were found in. From the looks of it, the victims died trying to get out. Spoooooooky.

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The Most Powerful Dragons in ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ https://www.themarysue.com/most-powerful-dragons-in-a-song-of-ice-and-fire/ https://www.themarysue.com/most-powerful-dragons-in-a-song-of-ice-and-fire/#respond Mon, 01 Jul 2024 00:07:03 +0000 https://www.themarysue.com/?p=808062 The black dragon Drogon roars on a battlefield while ridden by Daenerys Targaryen in "Game of Thrones"

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Dragons. The Song of Ice and Fire equivalent to nuclear weapons. These fire-breathing beasts are able to singlehandedly turn the tide of any battle, and their use in warfare is responsible for the unification of the Seven Kingdoms and the Targaryen dynasty. These are the most powerful dragons ever.

Sunfyre

Aegon II riding Sunfyre in House of the Dragon
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Described as the most beautiful dragon ever to live, the golden-scaled Sunfyre was the personal mount of Aegon II. Sunfyre served a pivotal role in the Dance of the Dragons, the civil war between the forces of Aegon II and his half-sister Rhaenyra Targaryen that tore Westeros apart. Sunfyre allowed Aegon II to win a number of decisive victories, including the Fall of Dragonstone, which dealt a fatal blow to Rhaenyra’s campaign. The victory was a pyrrhic one, as Sunfyre later died of the wounds he sustained in the battle against the dragon Moondancer, after eating Rhaenyra Targaryen alive, of course.

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The Monsters in ‘Arcadian Monsters’ Are Terrifying, but What Exactly ARE They? https://www.themarysue.com/arcadian-monsters-explained/ https://www.themarysue.com/arcadian-monsters-explained/#respond Sun, 30 Jun 2024 23:58:58 +0000 https://www.themarysue.com/?p=807935 Nicolas Cage and Maxwell Jenkins walk past a farmhouse in a dark, blue toned lit image

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A new creature featured just dropped! And these creatures are featured directly from my nightmares. The monsters of the post-apocalyptic Nick Cage flick Arcadian are horrible, vile, and easily the best parts of the film. But where did they come from? All this and more, explained.

What ARE these things?

Part dog, part ape, part bug, all horrible—the creatures from Arcadian are pure nightmare fuel. But what exactly are they? We don’t know, and there isn’t enough of humanity left to say for sure. Arcadian takes place fifteen years after a global pandemic wiped out the majority of the human race. Human civilization was reduced to ruin, with the few remaining human beings forced to live off of the scraps of a bygone era. As it turns out, human beings are not the only dominant species on Earth anymore. While their origins are never explained, a new species of monster has begun to challenge Homo sapiens for dominance over the globe. Despite their overarching presence in the film, they are never formally given a name. Here’s what we know about them:

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The Most Powerful Characters in ‘A Song of Ice and Fire,’ Ranked https://www.themarysue.com/most-powerful-characters-in-a-song-of-ice-and-fire-ranked/ https://www.themarysue.com/most-powerful-characters-in-a-song-of-ice-and-fire-ranked/#respond Sun, 30 Jun 2024 23:44:58 +0000 https://www.themarysue.com/?p=807979 Tywin Lannister looking disdainfully at someone offscreen in "Game of Thrones"

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There are great and terrible powers all throughout the Known World of A Song of Ice and Fire. Conquering kings! Fierce warlords! Unkillable warriors! But which characters are the most powerful in history? Let’s count down.

10. Mag Mar Tun Doh Weg

A giant stands in a torchlit tunnel in "Game of Thrones"
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In terms of raw strength in one single body, Mag Mar Tun Doh Weg, known to The Giants as Mag the Mighty is the most powerful sentient being in the Known World. Sure there might be even BIGGER giants in the Far East in Essos, but we don’t know for certain. Mag the Mighty makes the most powerful warrior in Westeros The Mountain look like a twig. He is king of the giants. Why? Because he’s the BIGGEST. He was able to rip through the iron gates at the foot of The Wall, and able to decimate an entire squadron of the Nights’ Watch before finally being brought down.

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Our 13 Favorite Ninjago Lego Sets Destined to Impress https://www.themarysue.com/our-favorite-ninjago-lego-sets-to-check-out-in-2024/ https://www.themarysue.com/our-favorite-ninjago-lego-sets-to-check-out-in-2024/#respond Sun, 30 Jun 2024 23:12:33 +0000 https://www.themarysue.com/?p=805604 The ninjas in 'Ninjago Dragons Rising'.

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The function is coming up, and I gotta let everyone know that I’m cool. But how? Bring snacks for everyone? Cash? A gaggle of influencer friends? None of those. I’ve gotta bring one and/or all of these Lego Ninjago Ninja sets. Then everyone will wanna be my friend.

1. Imperium Dragon Hunter Hound

LEGO Imperium Dragon Hunter Hound from "Ninjago"
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Everyone who’s anyone has a cool pet. Paris Hilton had that little teacup dog. Karl Lagerfeld had his cat Chopette? How can I prove I’m en vogue? By adopting this Ninjago Imperium Dragon Hunter Hound. All Paris’ dog can do is shake and look bug-eyed at people. Chopette just sits there and looks slay. But this thing? This thing slays DRAGONS. And look! It even comes with a minifigure of evil old Imperium Claw General to ride it. He’ll be the first thing that goes in the trash. I’m this hound’s mother now.

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13 ‘Star Wars’ Board Games To Dominate Any Game Night https://www.themarysue.com/best-star-wars-board-games-in-2024-our-top-picks/ https://www.themarysue.com/best-star-wars-board-games-in-2024-our-top-picks/#respond Sun, 30 Jun 2024 22:48:03 +0000 https://www.themarysue.com/?p=806099 Yoda ponders the Force in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.

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You have dinner guests coming over? Perhaps someone you really wanna impress? Your boss? A date? Your frenemy neighbors? There’s only one surefire way to command their respect: with a Star Wars board game. Show them that you’re unafraid to have fun, but also go for the jugular.

1. Star Wars: The Clone Wars Board Game

The box featuring Jedi for Star Wars The Clone Wars Board Game
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The Star Wars The Clone Wars Board Game is the PERFECT opportunity to subjugate your dinner guests with your game-playing might. You get to take control of a powerful Galactic army and overwhelm your opponents with tactical superiority. Not only that, but you can command Jedi heroes to forgo their peacemaking vows and crush your foes under the weight of the force. This game has four different scenarios to choose from! Four ways to break your opponent’s resolve.

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It’s a Good Year for Anime—It’s an Even Better Year for Anime Plushies https://www.themarysue.com/best-anime-plushies-to-check-out-this-year/ https://www.themarysue.com/best-anime-plushies-to-check-out-this-year/#respond Sun, 30 Jun 2024 21:33:45 +0000 https://www.themarysue.com/?p=803394 A closeup on the face of an Anya Forger plushie doll.

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It’s a good year for anime. It’s a better year for anime plushies. It’s the best year to get your hands on them. Do you love anime so much that you wish you could just give it a huge squeeze? With these adorable lil guys, you can.

Satoru Gojo

A plushie of Satoru Gojo from "Jujutsu Kaisen"
(MAPPA)

Prove that it’s never #gojover as long as you have this Satoru Gojo plushie. Gaze deep into his beautiful eyes and tell him how much you miss him. Cry into his soft, fuzzy hair hoping that he returns to Jujutsu Kaisen. Hold him close to your heart to let him know it beats for him gojover and over again. The world thirsts for the beloved sorcerer’s return (and for the guy in general) but perhaps if you stoke the love fire strong enough in your soul, you can make a miracle happen. I don’t mean an Usher cosplay of the guy. I mean the real thing.

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The Absolute Worst Places to Live in Westeros https://www.themarysue.com/worst-places-to-live-in-westeros/ https://www.themarysue.com/worst-places-to-live-in-westeros/#respond Sun, 30 Jun 2024 18:49:14 +0000 https://www.themarysue.com/?p=809109 An army amasses in a frozen wasteland in "Game of Thrones"

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Seven hells! In this case, that’s not an expression. That’s literally what these places are. Life is hard in Westeros, whether you’re high or lowborn. Sure there are a few nice places to live, plenty actually. Green pastures, quaint villages, lively port towns. But these places? Never.

Flea Bottom

Cersei and the High Sparrow walk through the slum of Flea Bottom
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Gonna go out on a limb here and say that life in a place called Flea Bottom is gonna suck. King’s Landing is already a loud, filthy, dangerous place to live. Its slum district of Flea Bottom? All that and worse. Flea Bottom is perhaps one of the poorest places in all of Westeros, where unfortunates eke out a meager existence through toil, robbery, and murder. As for local cuisine and culture? You can get a stew of mystery meat called a “bowl o’brown” or just “the brown” and go to one of the neighborhood’s many rat pits! It’s like dog fighting, but with rats!

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Gotta Build ’em All: The 13 Best Mega Bloks Pokémon Sets, Ranked https://www.themarysue.com/best-mega-bloks-pokemon-sets-this-year-ranked/ https://www.themarysue.com/best-mega-bloks-pokemon-sets-this-year-ranked/#respond Sun, 30 Jun 2024 18:32:18 +0000 https://www.themarysue.com/?p=805655 Friede's Charizard in Pokémon Horizons: The Series

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I wanna be the very best. You know, the kind that no one ever was. What’s my test? To catch them. Catch what? Zoonautic diseases? No! The Pokémon that carry them! Before I got out catcing real ones, I’ll practice with these Mega Blok sets.

13. Every Eevee Evolution

a MEGA set of Every Eevee Evolution from "Pokemon"
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Every Eevee Evolution? That’s so many Evees! Including regular little Eevee! Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon, Leafeon, Glaceon, Sylveon and my favorite … Umbreon. You can master (almost) all of the Pokémon types just by buying one set of Mega Bloks! Still no dragon Eevee. Or steel. Or ghost. But something tells me there’s a reason for that. They sound like they would be disturbing to look at.

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Here Are 13 Impressive Disney Lego Sets Sure To Satisfy Any Disney Fan https://www.themarysue.com/best-disney-lego-sets-of-2024-our-top-picks/ https://www.themarysue.com/best-disney-lego-sets-of-2024-our-top-picks/#respond Sun, 30 Jun 2024 18:13:36 +0000 https://www.themarysue.com/?p=804469 Mickey Mouse yodeling

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There’s a time in every Disney Child’s life when they must grow up to become a dreaded Disney Adult. It’s either that or remain a Kingdom Hearts Teenager forever. I myself belong to the last category. Boarding my Gummi ship, I’m setting a course for the best Disney Lego sets in 2024.

1. Walt Disney Tribute Camera

A LEGO version of an old school film camera used by Walt Disney

If you’re a Disney fan, what better way to express your love for the brand than with a set made as a tribute to the total psychopath—I mean go-getting entrepreneur who started it all? This Walt Disney Tribute Camera is a stunning replica of a real old-timey camera! Back from the days when they had to shoot on rolls of film! They couldn’t just CGI Mickey Mouse onto that steamboat! They had to actually set this thing up on the riverside to shoot him doing the stunt himself!

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Pigs? Dragons? Bathhouses? Rivers? Let’s Break Down All Your Questions About ‘Spirited Away’ https://www.themarysue.com/spirited-away-explained/ https://www.themarysue.com/spirited-away-explained/#respond Sun, 30 Jun 2024 16:42:11 +0000 https://www.themarysue.com/?p=807871 Haku and Chihiro in 'Spirited Away'

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Trying to explain the Studio Ghibli masterpiece Spirited Away is an awfully open-ended request. There’s a lot to unpack here. Where did all these spirits come from? Why are they all chilling in a bathhouse? Why did Chihiro’s parents turn into pigs? I’ll do my best.

Spirited Away: How it started

Sometime in the early ’00s, a little girl named Chihiro is moving with her family to a new home in Japan with her family. While driving through the countryside, Chihiro’s parents discover a spooky little gateway in the woods. Ignoring Chihiro’s totally understandable “this is creepy” protests, Chihiro’s parents soldier on through the gateway and into the abandoned town on the other side. After they explore the derelict spot, they happen upon a food stall with fresh cooked food just sitting there steaming. Who cooked it? Where’s the proprietor? As a matter of fact, where’s anyone? These basic questions don’t seem to bother Chihiro’s one-track-minded parents. Ignorance is bliss, right?

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Get to Know All of Hello Kitty’s MANY Friends https://www.themarysue.com/all-hello-kittys-friends-names-confirmed/ https://www.themarysue.com/all-hello-kittys-friends-names-confirmed/#respond Sun, 30 Jun 2024 16:21:43 +0000 https://www.themarysue.com/?p=806700 Hello Kitty and a group of her friends smile and wave

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Hello Kitty rolls deep. Never was there ever so fine a squad assembled. How did Sanrio do it? Create all of these unstoppable A-list characters for Hello Kitty to be friends with? This crew could take on the Fire Lord. Invade the Collector Base in the Milky Way’s core. Do anything.

Who are Hello Kitty’s friends?

Listen, there are LOT of Sanrio characters. Hello Kitty is a friend to all of them, but let’s be real, most are acquaintances. The Hello Kitty inner circle is on another level. You want names? I’ll give you names. Hello Kitty’s core squad consists of Charmmy Kitty, Chococat. Cinnamoroll, Dear Daniel, Hello Kitty herself, Jewelpet, Keroppi, Kuromi, Tuxedo Sam, Little Twin Stars, Mimmy, Tracy, Rori, Fifi, My Melody, Pochacco, Pompompurin, my boy Pekkle, and the legendary Badtz-Maru.

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10 Very Serious Suggestions for Who Could Replace Joe Biden https://www.themarysue.com/10-best-candidates-who-can-replace-joe-biden-ranked/ https://www.themarysue.com/10-best-candidates-who-can-replace-joe-biden-ranked/#respond Sun, 30 Jun 2024 16:07:49 +0000 https://www.themarysue.com/?p=809045 Generic Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man.

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After Joe Biden’s performance in the 2024 Presidential Debate, the Democratic Party is a little worried. “Worried” might putting it generously in the same way that calling the Category Five shitstorm that transpired on national television last night a “debate” at all.

But don’t worry! The Democratic Party isn’t without options to replace the underperforming (and barely upright) Joe Biden. Here are some of the Party’s top potential candidates, ranked.

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Complete ‘Delicious in Dungeon’ Episode List https://www.themarysue.com/complete-delicious-in-dungeon-episode-list/ https://www.themarysue.com/complete-delicious-in-dungeon-episode-list/#respond Sat, 29 Jun 2024 19:00:00 +0000 https://www.themarysue.com/?p=806635 Delicious in Dungeon still

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You want a complete list of the Delicious in Dungeon episodes? That I can do. That’s way easier than listing, say, “every canon episode of One Piece.” That’s not an article; it’s an assassination attempt.

Here they are, all of the Delicious in Dungeon episodes. And look! Each one is named after a food! Skeptical? “Orcs” can totally be a food. Just ask the Uruk-hai in Lord of The Rings. That one orc yelled, “Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!” and then they literally ate some other orcs alive! I don’t know what’s more shocking: orc cannibalism or the fact that these brutal creatures are familiar with the concepts of “menus” and other aspects about restaurant dining.

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All ‘One Piece’ Canon Episodes, Confirmed https://www.themarysue.com/all-one-piece-canon-episodes-confirmed/ https://www.themarysue.com/all-one-piece-canon-episodes-confirmed/#respond Sat, 29 Jun 2024 18:00:00 +0000 https://www.themarysue.com/?p=806631 Luffy recruiting Zoro in One Piece

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You want me to list all the confirmed canon episodes of One Piece? You’re gonna have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool me. This isn’t a request; it’s an assassination attempt. If you’re a Baroque Works agent, you’re doing a bad job.

If I actually sat here and typed out the name of every single canon One Piece episode, I would certainly die of either finger cramps or old age. So I’m not gonna type out the name of every single One Piece canon episode; I’m gonna list them in groups based on sagas and arcs.

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The 10 Best ‘Warhammer 40K’ Books, Ranked https://www.themarysue.com/best-warhammer-40k-books-ranked/ https://www.themarysue.com/best-warhammer-40k-books-ranked/#respond Sat, 29 Jun 2024 17:00:00 +0000 https://www.themarysue.com/?p=806235 Warhammer 40k book cover.

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I grow weary of romance novels. Petty squabbles between sniveling lovers. Spice? Smut? HERESY is what it is. The only love worthy enough is love for the God Emperor of Mankind and the Legions who serve him. These 10 Warhammer 40k books are an example of orthodoxy.

10. Yarrick: The Omnibus

Sebastian Yarrick with chainsword raised on the cover of "Yarrick: The Omnibus"
(Black Library)

What is a commissar’s duty, you ask? Heretical question. You should know already. A commissar is responsible for maintaining the morale of the troops of the Astra Militarun in their glorious battle against the Ruinous Powers of Chaos. Who was Sebastian Yarrick? The greatest commissar of all. Beneath the black banners of vengeance, even when all hope was lost, Commissar Yarrick led his forces to victory time and time again. These texts will tell you how. Unsurprisingly, it was through example. And a liberal use of the chainsword.

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